Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.

The future ain't what it used to be.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

It ain't over till it's over.